DRGNFKR: Archive

Dec 31st

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εγώ: *μπουκάρω σε ένα σουβλατζίδικο*
παιδί στο ταμείο: τι θα θέλατε
εγώ: ΘΕΛΩ ΤΟ ΣΟΥΒΛΑΤΖΙΔΙΚΟ
παιδί στο ταμείο: οκ πες μου τι να βάλω στο σουβλάκι
εγώ: ΟΧΙ
εγώ: ΘΑ ΠΑΡΩ
εγώ: ΟΛΟ
εγώ: ΤΟ ΣΟΥΒΛΑΤΖΙΔΙΚΟ

Dec 31st

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we'd probably liveblog the end of the world

 omg earthquake!!!! 
 ahh my mom just got hit by a rock omg!!!!
 rip mommy u were a good bitch 
 flood is coming!!
 omg water is in my house
 nO NOT MY COMPUter
 it's ok i have service on my phone guys
 OMG MY SISTER IS DROWnING
 aw a fireman is here
 he's giving my sister mouth 2 mouth
 i ship it omg
 otp; i know how to save a life
 whoa the earth is like breaking open
 byE

Dec 31st

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Dec 31st

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pllmd replied to your post: να βγείτε όλοι σήμερα ρε να κάνετε σεξ και να… ΚΙ ΕΓΩ ΠΗΡΑ ΣΟΚΟΛΑΤΑ ^_______^ μοοο χρωστάς.

Dec 31st

να βγείτε όλοι σήμερα ρε να κάνετε σεξ και να τραβήξετε πολλές φωτόουζ και να τις ανεβάσετε αφήστε εμάς τους σάπιους ήσυχους να τρώμε σοκολάτα βλέποντας άνιμε όταν μπει η νέα χρόνια ναι

Dec 31st

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franzkaiser asked: ρε κοπελια δε γινεται τη μια να ανεβαζεις τοπια και δεντρακια και την...

Dec 31st

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strongwithoutscheisse: s[he] [did]n’t like anal

Dec 31st

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Dec 31st

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friend: i got an A on my calculus test
friend: i got a hot boyfriend
friend: i had so much fun partying this weekend
me: one time i got four notes on a text post i made

Dec 31st

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Dec 30th

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promo4homo: 10 reasons to be straight gay is a sin anal is like pooping but worse its adam and eve✓ not adam and STeve✕ butt and exit both have 4 letters while vagina and enter have 5 gay people are gross gays are like 2 steps below muslims and 1 step above black did you notice i skipped 8 its because i wasnt at 8 yet reblog if you checked reblog if your left leg is above your right...

Dec 30th

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me: um dad, I kinda like this girl but I don’t know what to do…
my dad: do you know if she’s dated girls before?
my dad: I think you have to fight her exes
my dad: if they burst into coins when you win let me know, I need change for laundry

Dec 30th

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me: I need to lose weight
me: I need to go on a diet
me: I'm so fat
me: inhales entire bag of doritos

Dec 30th

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buttprince: you cant be a true anime protagonist without sitting next to the classroom window #true anime law

Dec 30th

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me: hey
friend: i have a boyfriend
me: whats up
friend: we totally made out last night
me: ok so how are you
friend: in love with my hot boyfriend
me: wow
friend: boyfriend

Dec 30th

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